Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Soulmates (Evil Lives)

There are bad films and there are BAD films and SOULMATES is certainly a BAD film. Take a character soap opera actor, Tristan Rogers, turnn him into an immortal who parades as a bad crime author all the while sucking the souls out of young large breasted nubiles to get that Oil of Olay look. There are enough of those large breast bouncing around in this one to somewhat keep the pervs happy but as a horror film it comes off as a limp noodle. The lovely Melissa Anne Moore makes an appearance but is killed off far too early and when the great-great granson of Tyrone Power is being passed off as a lead you know you are in trouble. Bit parts for Paul Bartel, Paul Ben-Victor and Dawn Wells may make it of interest to some but you would be far better off to find director Thunder Levin's second film MUTANT VAMPIRE ZOMBIES FROM THE 'HOOD!.