Saturday, March 14, 2009

Moulin Rouge!

I have no problem with Bazz Luhrmann's work, he is an amazing film maker but in the case of MOULIN ROUGE! it's all about one thing........pussy....as you ain't gittin' none if you don't sit though this one and keep your trap shut! One would think this to be an easy task considering you have a stunning Nicole Kidman running about in various states of costume and undress but sadly we have to listen to Ewan McGregor sing. Sure, a high quality and esoteric actor and right for the role except his vocal stlye would be better suited to a heavier rock format and not the warbling goings on and on of a poor man's Sting or what have you. I should also point out this whole pussy business only works if you already have a partner. Honestly! I am unable to count the number of times I've sat through MOULIN ROUGE (fabulous sets by the way!) only to have some wine laden wench try to do the cancan on my head or cry on my soldier only to wind up doing a dance of my own...the blue-ball shuffle.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're on a roll tonight!

9:09 PM  
Blogger mister anchovy said...

Har! I couldn't sit through this film.

10:19 AM  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

Aw, thats just sad. You should have got some action after watching a chick flick. Thats an unwritten rule!!! Damn those bitches who are messing with us good gals mojo!!!

I love this movie...own it on dvd. Not sure I'd make any guys watch it.

You know some movies are just for the ladies....

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha...you're too funny! IF

8:48 AM  
Anonymous cj said...

WHAT ??? oh come on it wasn't that bad ... :(

11:25 PM  

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