Return of the Living Dead III

Well, other than some seriously cool splat...and let's face it, this is all RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD III is supposed to be about, this film has a wicked secret weapon....Melinda Clarke. In some ways you could almost pretend her character here in ROTLD III was somehow brought back to life and became Lady Heather in the CSI Vegas series. I mean, we have Clarke running around sticking pins and glass into her delicious body and chewing on peoples heads....add a bit of leather and I don't know about you but it sure as shit gets me worked up. Still, were it not for her work here this would have been utter crap....some people have tried to say the script eludes to the Gen X angst and our use of self mutilation as a form of release..which strikes me as utter bullshit...the script...what little there is...has these elements only to allow Melinda Clarke to stick pins and glass into her body and run around chewing on heads....oh...I already mentioned that...nevermind.