Tales from the Crypt Presents:Bordello of Blood

Well, let's get this out of the way right now....anything John Kassir is involved with is gonna get both severed thumbs up from me and when it comes to BORDELLO OF BLOOD there will be no exception. Is is a good film? Hell no, downright dreadful in fact, but does it have lots of gratuitous nudity and buckets o' gore? Darn tootin' it does kiddies and when those two are accompanied with Erika Eleniak and Angie Everhart backing a ham boned Dennis Miller at his one line zinger best you know I'll be full throttle on board! Simply put, if this type of silly fare is your bag of bones then you'll have a great time and chances are if you're a fan of John Kassir's Crypt Keeper you've already seen it....so be it....if you're one of those GREAT EXPECTATIONS assholes who want to sit around and pfaw away....well.....we have a machete with your name written all over it.
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