The Jewel of the Nile

Just bloody awful sequel to ROMANCING THE STONE. Poorly shot, horrid script and just all around friggin' bad. I've never seen Kathleen Turner act this poorly and even Danny DeVito is lack lustre here. Michael Douglas however does show that you can put him in a stinkaroo and he'll still bring his A-game. I won't even bother going into how offensive anybody from the middle east will find this number. Avoid as you would an egg salad left out in the sun.