Alone in the Dark

This is exactly where this film belongs....alone in the dark! I swear, poor Christian Slater must have done something very bad in a past life to end up in this horrid stinker. Yet another in the glut of films based on a video game, ALONE IN THE DARK is so friggin' bad you just might enjoy it. Director Uwe Boll, who looks likes he's about to score a hit with the highly touted POSTAL to be released next week, has made a fine living (much to our detrement) off of making crap like this and if people keep wanted to fund him who am I to throw stones. If nothing else Stephen Dorff, Tara Reid (yes...THAT Tara Reid!) and Slater got to spend some quality time in my hometown of Halifax, Nova Scotia and damned if it don't show. If the cast don't look drunk then they look as hung over as o'hell and I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised to hear the director spent the entire shoot pissed out of his mind. Really......save your lunch money on this one!