Flesh Gordon

From the master of the "beaver-films" Howard Ziehm comes this classic sex spoof of epic proportions. After earth is bombarded by an alien sex ray, Flesh Gordon and Flexi Jerkoff must travel to the planet Porno to stop the planet wide orgy threatening Earth. With the scantily clad Dale Ardor in tow they face the evil Emperor Wang as well as cave dwelling dykes, one eyed pit serpents, carnal lusting alien fiends and a whole host of baddies all surrounded by perpectualy shagging minions. Amazing they could fit all this action in to 70 minutes! Suzanne Fields a.k.a. Cindy Hopkins is a real treat in this riotous romp lending an air of authenticity to the damsel in distress she is taking the piss out of. Porn legend Candy Samples, who I think isthe most beautiful woman in the world is fantastic as Chief Nellie and I do think she should have done more dramatic roles in her career. How the hell tv vet John Hoyt (who was actualy in the Star Trek pilot!!!!!!) ended up in the production is still a mystery to me and I'm sure nobody thought much of the future of William Dennis Hunt who debuts here and was just recently seen in DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. Listen carefuly for Craig T. Nelson who provides uncredited voice work for one of the monsters. A film to be owned by all!